1/15/2012: Several students reported someone screaming that they
had a stroke and needed help in Music Building. Upon investigation, Officers
found student Pierce Hawthorne trapped in Music Room 2. He had fallen asleep
before the power outage, woken up in the dark, and thought he had passed out
from a stroke and was blind. Hawthorne was maced and taken to a holding cell
for violating the curfew.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Martial Law; Curfew In Effect
1/15/2012: Power is out at Greendale Community College. GDCCCPF is
initiating Safety Protocol 5. Greendale is no under martial law. All students
MUST either return to their designated dorm room or leave campus. Any student
found on campus, outside their designated dorm room will be arrested and
detained until martial law ends.
Making False Reports
1/14/2012: A red phone booth has been spotted at various points on
campus. One member of the kitchen staff reported that the booth had been placed
inside the dry store room, but when officers arrived on the scene the booth was
gone. This is a reminder that making false reports to the police is illegal and
morally wrong. Also, if there really is a phone booth, don't put it inside.
Theft
1/11/2012: Several students have reported petty thefts around
campus. Most items were of minimal value, such as pens, highlighters, and
photographs. No descriptions of the suspect have been given, but if you have
any information, contact GDCCCPF.
Blanket Forts
1/5/2012: Several students complained of halls being blocked by
blanket forts, pillow piles, and other miscellaneous bedding-structures.
By the time officers arrived on the scene, the offending materials were
removed. A reminder to students, building blanket forts is: 1) dangerous (aside
from being a fire hazard, more people die in blanket fort collapses each year
than are killed by the propellers of airplane); 2) against school policy
(according to the Greendale Community College Student Handbook, building a
blanket fort can result detention, suspension, and in rare cases expulsion);
and 3) against the law. Any one caught blocking a fire escape route, (which
includes all doors, indoor hallways, stairwells, and anywhere else I might want
to go) may be found criminally liable for a Class C felony and subject to seven
years in prison and/or a $200,000 fine. Anyone with information on
the culprits, contact GDCCCPF immediately; do not try to apprehend the
suspects on your own, they may be DANGEROUS.
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